George bush announced today that the international union of weapons of mass destruction finder people would launch an investigation into what the administration says is a grave danger to the US national Security.
He warned that stored inside nearly every elephant in thailand is a cache of nerve gas that could be used to bring down the US. He has placed the call to ass specialist Scott Kaiserman based in Park City, UT to determine the threat level. Scott, seen here saving the country.
Scott has been an animal specialist since the first gulf war when he inspected thousands of camel toes in Kuwait that appeared to be infected with some sort of chemical agent. One of his wookies has been mentally tramautized ever since.
Seen in this photo from 1991 scott was an advocate against camel toe testing in the early days. 
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